I’m sure all of you out there in the WoB know Little Jesse and Becca, nephew and sister of the great Queen James, Snapmaster Extraordinaire. But do you know their alter egos LJ and Reba? The mother/son dynamic crimefighting duo? That’s right, wherever there is milk spilled, toddler...

[WARNING: THE NEXT BLOG POST IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ALL BLOGGERITES DUE TO AWESOMENESS/EXTRAORDINARINESS/SHAZAAMNESS/ AND IT MAY POP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT OF YOUR HEAD LIKE IN THE CARTOONS WHICH CAN CAUSE DIZZINESS, HEADACHE AND DRY MOUTH]. Hey it’s me, Old Man Otis! Just kidding! Did I...

Shush! All of you! Stop being so excited about this blog post! I know how thrilling it can be to bear witness to the greatness that is the Buchanan, but this is ridiculous! You there! Stop yelling “I love Kacie!’ And you! I command you to stop oogling over Scott! Hey… the...

Ladies & Gents of Blog! Gather ’round! For I am about to unload some of the sweetest photographic goodness that we have ever had the good fortune of bestowing our eyes (and I’m not even sure that one can bestow their eyes, but I’m going to go with it, and there is...

My friends of blog…I have come back to save you from the reign of Milo, and his feeble attempt at a coup in the land of blog, and what better way to steer the ship back to safety than with a visit from the one and only, the ever-lovely and always bright, shining and sparkly Holly! Now, I...

It’s really too bad that the number 13 has such a bad stigma attached to it. Is it really “unlucky?” And if you attach the word “Friday” to it people think that it’s the end of the world. It was clear that the only way to disperse some of the bad stigma for...

Big news for all of you out there in BlogLand! Last night, the Otis & James crew, including extended family, decided to have a royal barbeque at the palace of Queen James. There was magic, merriment, food and drink. The best part, however, was when Kinzo bestowed upon myself and the Old...

Can you believe it’s already the eleventh volume of the Great American Blog Off? I mean, things are really flying by. Things are flying by faster than a homerun in baseball, which is also great and American. So, since things are flying so fast, it’s time to pause and thoroughly...

To be honest, this blog has nothing to do with paper cups. I was just trying to think of something “Great and American” for the Great American Blog Off. Paper cups work don’t they? I mean… people are always like “thank goodness for those paper cups next to the...

Okay, I may be confused, but apparently Old Man Otis declared the blog back to his name!? No. He is sadly confused. Consider the following my “Official Declaration of All Things Blog.” Ladies and Gentlemen, Blogboys and Blogirls, and the rest of you. (By rest of you I mean elves,...

Old Man Otis & his protege Benjamin D. fulfilled their community service hours yesterday. All of you in land of blog will be happy to know they are off of house arrest! Yay! & MuchLove! All Content ©2007 Otis & James...

Gather ’round, my good People of Blog (POB’s), for I’m about to spin a yarn or two about a young lady that stopped by the FunCenter at some point during our not-so-distant past to have some sweetlysweetsnaps taken! Her name, in case you were wondering, was (and I’m...

There is a problem with Jocelyn & Jordan. I don’t want to have to tell you this, but I feel that I have to. I know that you people out there – you goodly people of the land of blog – will be able to understand what it is that I am about to say. It is truthful, and I...

Hello there! My name is otis, but you can call me otis. I’m writing to you today on behalf of the Otis & James FunCenter For Fun & The Study of Porcupine Preoccupation and Procrastination (O&JFCFF&TSOPPAP). Dear friend…right off the bat, I will let you know...

And this epic trek that I like to think of as being an epic trek of all things Otis & James, FunCenter, and sweetlysweet continues with a tale of a young lady that just happened to call herself Joanna, and her crazyadventures in the land of Otis & James. Alright. Is that really...

I have expounded upon my like of the name Julia before (expounded upon my like? Is that even in the vicinity of proper grammar? Or have I already careened off the rails and we haven’t even made it through the opening sentence?), so I shall save you my tales of all things Beatles...

Giddyup partners, ’cause we’re about to head out on the great trail ride to a place called the FunCenter Cirlce K Ranch (the brand looks like a clown with a K driven through its head…not the best logo, but we only had $38 to spend on it…oh well) for some good ol’...

Bliggity-Blog! Always a good way to start a post, especially if there happens to be a baby that is involved with said post. I come not, here today, or…I come not here today, or…possibly, come here not today to speak of such things as how to start a blog post (because most of you...

We really must stop meeting like this. It seems that there is silence, and then there is an utter explosion of activity on bliggity-blog. Well, in keeping with that tradition, I present to you The Great American Blog Off, or GABO (you all know how I love my acronymns) for short. Another...

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